Hello.


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missjacksonifyounasty:

sh0rtybangbang:

xomyexistence:

How

R these even real people ??

Stop it

missjacksonifyounasty:

sh0rtybangbang:

xomyexistence:

How

R these even real people ??

Stop it

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thislifeintransit:

Can I have a dog please?

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rollthevice:

holy fuck omg

rollthevice:

holy fuck omg

Source: linxspiration

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

isthisusernametakenyet:

I support Farming.

In fact, you could call me

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WOW

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tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts

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queerallyear:

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rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

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cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Source: snorlaxatives

lizclimo:

good work penguins 

lizclimo:

good work penguins 

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